I LIKE it here as I ponder where the tactful leading member of the national publicity club who is also fond of assaulting elders both verbally and physically might have disappeared amid public speculation that he might be taking a hide while brooding over who is next in his serial attacks.
While some said the infamous clouds midnight raider boy had taken refuge in a camp of his own clandestine satanic cult at a place only familiar to the devil and a handful of elites of his club, others wondered why he was seen in public while meeting Jacob who had come all the way from down south for a tete-a-tete with the boy’s dad.
But my friends suggested that meeting his dad’s friend at the airport was purely a family affair and had nothing to do with the public, not to speak of the media that had long declared a boycott on both his person and his undertakings ever since he jetted into the clouds with a bunch of commandos armed to the teeth.
I like it here because it appears that one media house has succumbed to pressure from the boy’s dad this week, when it portrayed him as giving orders to the caretakers of Dar es Salaam land plots belonging to his father.The media house had seemingly no choice, but to obey the order from the arrogant kid as it’s widely believed that the media company is a part of the family’s empire.
But I’m told the boy does neither give a damn about the media boycott nor on public blah-blah that he had forged both his name and papers to prove he is literate enough to qualify for a job to lead his dad’s subjects.
I like it here because in what appeared to be a well-orchestrated move to please the dad, a minister told the nation recently that her authority had proved beyond reasonable doubt that his beloved begotten son did indeed know how to read and write in his native vernacular, which in addition to dad’s love, made the constitutional requisite for leadership.
The list of about 10,000 public servants who were revealed as possessing phony academic certificates was conspicuously short of the boy’s name, who had allegedly gone into the nation’s annals history as the greatest ghost worker.
But the minister dismissed the notion as groundless, saying her team was solely in pursuit of public ‘servants’ and not public ‘bosses’.Now, those who bear grudges against the untouchable clouds midnight raider boy have but to grin and bear the pain, as he will be there to reign as as long his dad is on the throne.
But the equally naughty boy-in-law who had been vehemently fighting the dad and his offspring ever since the father held the reigns did not buy the minister’s assertion, declining to give upthe fight on the boy he believes is a thorn on the nation’s flesh of democracy and good governance.
He has vowed to drag the kid to court where he will be sentenced to seven years in jail for forging his name and academic certificates. He says at least the constitution that favors the family does not bar him from opening a criminal case against the dad’s apple of the eye.
But my friends are skeptic about the move saying the clouds midnight raider boy is likely to put his magic spell in place and use the armed zombies in masks from his satanic cult to subdue the case, apparently annihilating the boy-in-law.
But I like it here because as the public was debating over the fate of the two boys, comes the old professor of economics, who had been toiling hard in the past two years to bring disgrace to the nation’s intellectual corpus for his turning into a menace worth reckoning.
The public, whichhad not doubted his involvement in the satanic cult, was again awash with hearsay that the don was also involved in midnight rituals in Buguruni where he would vandalize cemeteries in search for ghosts.
He would recruit them into armed zombies to attack and maim journalists and their hosts in press conferences, the chairs they sit on, and just anything thatmoves including even flies and cockroaches that joined the scribes in listening to a man believed to be a disciple of the Teacher, don’s archrival from the Isles.
When the media attempted probes as to whether the don had indeed gone insane that he might be dragged to the madhouse, he insisted that he was in his sound mind when he recruited zombies and ordered the assault on a press conference in an hotel. “Who knows? They could have been planning the attack on my Buguruni office,” he later told journalists in an attempt to justify what he described as a pre-emptive strike against the presumed enemies sent by the Teacher.
Citizen journalists across the social media would soon go bold with allegations that the don and the midnight raider boy shared the DNA, apparently belonging to the same parenthood, judging from the manner and motives of the assaults.
“They were masked, armed to the teeth, raided a media venue and threatened lives of the scribes the same way as the previous attack on the clouds,” said a citizen journalist in reference to the hotel assault.
I like it here, especially because I see Misses SADC in police uniforms coming to my country to declare gender war within their rank and file at home. But as I start wondering how such beautiful and committed moms could go for gun trotters, hardcore bandits and international terroristsat the expense of their loving husbands and kids at home, a friend of mine accuses me of ultraconservatism.
He says I should stop looking at them as beautiful angels worth petting, hugs and kisses, but rather as genderless, hideous and rebellious rivals in a boxing ring. It sounds convincing, isn’t it?
Only that one of these female copsnearlyweeps before the television cameras, saying she is tired of endless sexual harassments from among both her male colleagues and male suspects.
“Stop seducing us, especially when we are in uniform! We are meeting in Tanzania hoping tocome up with a resolution that would help enact a law in our home countries that will ban men including our colleagues and suspects under arrest from making advance to female cops,” she says.
But her excellency Tanzania’s top lady puts everything in a nutshell. “As a woman working in the government, I do indeed understand your concerns… I’m not different from you… I’ve had a similar experience. Press for the law when you go back to your countries… We need emancipation,” she tells the multitude of her comrades-in-fate.
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